...and she's awesome.
I especially like the part about, "and I don't know about you, but I don't plan on buying any new appliances any time soon..." Ha! Totally.
Change your light bulbs. Yeah, OK. Because it's individual households, and not, say, corporations, that are using up the vast majority of our coal-generated energy. Ummyeah. Shur. Oh, and the real troubles with water supplies? It's not because rich jerks who live in desert environments want real grass golf courses, or because we raise hundreds of thousands of cows and other "food animals" that need hundreds of thousands of pounds of corn (which they shouldn't be eating) to feed them all - no. It's actually because YOU left the WATER RUNNING while you were BRUSHING YOUR TEETH!
How do you sleep at night?