Monday, February 16, 2009

A vegan nightmare (not for the faint of heart).

A good pal of mine was kind enough to point me to a website called This is why you're fat. And now, I will forever be haunted... by items such as the krispy kreme sloppy joe:

the bacon-burger-dog with cheese:

and the one that trumps that old atrocity, the turducken, any day: the "12 Bird True Love Roast".

After gazing upon this website, I feel that I have a new weapon in my arsenal to explain to people why I choose not to eat meat. Really? I can say. You find this appetizing?

Of the two pictures below,I can't decide which looks more disgusting: the hot dog encrusted with french fries, or the turducken wrapped in bacon. In case, gentle reader, you don't know what a turducken is, let me edify: it's a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey. Apparently some fine folks somewhere thought it wouldn't be quite complete without some strips of pork fat though.

Now, the corndog pizza made me get a little analytical. See, this is not at all how I would make a corndog pizza. They did it all wrong! You gotta take the corndogs OFF of the sticks, and slice them in thick fat slices. Then use them as a pizza topping. Like, duh. One thing I do miss from my vegetarian days is the Morningstar Farms corndogs - those things are freakin good! Stupid Morningstar owned by stupid Kellogg, putting stupid eggs in stupid everything, grumble grumble other discontented noises...

Alright. If that didn't inspire you to eat a grilled veggie sandwich on sprouted whole wheat bread, nothing will. For those of you who actually ate the food items pictured here, I'll say a silent prayer for your arteries.

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